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Monday 5 January 2015

Get Your Johnson Beharry VC Tickets

The Community Centre Box Office is now open to get your tickets to hear and meet the remarkable Johnson Beharry VC in Milford on Sea on Saturday 24th January. There are two shows, one at 3pm, the other at 7pm.

Come along to meet the man, and to hear the remarkable life story of Lance Sergeant Johnson Beharry VC, the first living recipient of the Victoria Cross in more than 30 years.

Johnson is inspiring, charismatic and humorous. His talk will tell you about his inspirational life experiences; including his tough childhood, his determination to make something of his life, and ultimately how he faced unimaginable challenges in battle and life.

This really is a once in a lifetime opportunity to meet an extraordinary man who has been awarded a VC, and to see the medal he won so valiantly.

*All profits to 'Every Man Remembered' campaign run by the Royal British Legion. | Ticket prices include a charitable donation.

Buy tickets online here: www.ticketsource.co.uk/lovemilford or from Community Centre Box Office.

Sunday 4 January 2015

Missing Black Cat

Can you help find a missing loved cat?

Paul and Catherine are on holiday here in Milford for Christmas and New Years in 20 Windmill Close. Their cat, "Scrap", went missing on the evening of the 29th December. 

She was last seen heading into the garden of Windmill House, which is adjacent to the Close, but they don't think that she is in that garden any more. After 6 days she may have covered some distance. 

Paul and Catherine  have canvassed the neighbourhood with posters and fliers, but there have been no sightings. Think think that she is probably hiding in a small space somewhere, she is a small cat and can hide in a space as little as 3 inches high. 

Scrap is all black apart from a very small white patch on her tummy. She is missing the tip of her left ear and she was wearing a blue collar and a back harness. She has a chip so if she is found and scanned by a vet they will know who she belongs to. She is 4 years old and is a rescue cat from Oman, and she is very timid and easily spooked, and is afraid of strangers.

If you spot her please contact: Catherine Olesen - 07950 035 542 or Paul Simpson - 07590 553 560

Or ring either: Janette Frankland of the Lymington Cat Rescue on 01590 678 663 Or Sheila Perham on 01590 643 516.

Would be great if someone finds her.

Thursday 1 January 2015

Become a Friend of Love Milford Week

As a community event run by volunteers it is always great to have some extra support to make the event the best it can be.

Becoming a Friend of Love Milford Week as an individual, family or business is easy, - simply send an e-mail to david@milfordonsea.org, saying you have sent your £25, and tell us what name/s you would like to appear on our 'Friends of Love Milford' page. 

To see Our Friends, so far, please click this link: www.lovemilfordweek.org/friends-of-love-milford

Send your £25 payment (or more if you like!) by either:

1. BANK TRANSFER - Please use reference 'LM Friend'
Bank: HSBC Lymington
Beneficiary: MoS Food Week
Sort Code: 40-33-43
Account Number: 00006017
Reference: LM Friend

2. CHEQUE: Make payable to: Food Week - and

Send to: Colin Holdsworth, Beach Cottage, 3 Hurst Road, Milford on Sea, SO41 0PY

It's your support that makes everything happen, and thanks to everyone who becomes a friend.

*Receipts available on request.

*Please Note: We use the Food Week Bank Account as Love Milford Week is a sister community event run by the same volunteer organisers.

Austin 7's in Milford

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A brave bunch of Austin 7 owners from Dorset made their way to Milford on Sea on New Year's Day morning.

Around 20 classic cars lined up along the seafront in Hurst Road, and on a freezing cold day, they all enjoyed a breakfast in The Needles Eye Café, whilst some hardy walkers admired the nostalgic parade.

Whilst my extremities froze, I got some quick pictures, then back home for a hot toddy and mince pie!

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Dorset Austin 7 Club
www.da7c.co.uk


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New Finger Post Signs in Village

Hampshire County Councillor's Mel Kendall (who lives in Milford on Sea) and Alan Rice (who lives in New Milton) have each provided an individual grant to install new Finger Post Signs in Milford on Sea.

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The first is a wooden sign is now outside the Needles eye Café, pointing people to the Bird Hide, Hurst Castle, Nature reserve, Hurst Spit Walk and Village Shops.

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The second is a metal sign now outside The Smugglers Inn in the village centre, which points out Keyhaven, Hurst Castle & Ferry, Norman Church, Community Centre, Seafront and the village shops.

Both signs are thoughtfully in keeping with the local environment.

Thanks guy's, a nice addition to the village.

PS: A suggestion has been made to add an additional finger to the sign (as below) to commemorate the Naked Rugby that took place on New Year's Eve 2013. (click here to read story) - Not sure the Parish council will approve this! 
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Friday 26 December 2014

Don't Miss Johnson Beharry VC

Have you got your tickets yet to Meet the remarkable Johnson Beharry VC in Milford on Sea?

Come along to meet the man, and to hear the remarkable life story of Lance Sergeant Johnson Beharry VC, the first living recipient of the Victoria Cross in more than 30 years.

Johnson is inspiring, charismatic and humorous. His talk will tell you about his inspirational life experiences; including his tough childhood, his determination to make something of his life, and ultimately how he faced unimaginable challenges in battle and life.

This really is a once in a lifetime opportunity to meet an extraordinary man who has been awarded a VC, and to see the medal he won so valiantly.

*All profits to 'Every Man Remembered' campaign run by the Royal British Legion. | Ticket prices include a charitable donation.

Buy tickets online here: www.ticketsource.co.uk/lovemilford
or from Community Centre Box Office, which reopens on Monday 5th January 2015.


Can You Help to Deliver LMW Programmes?

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After stuffing ourselves with turkey, chocolates and plenty of drink, a wander in the village may be just the tonic.

If you fancy delivering some Love Milford Week Programmes to a few shops on Friday 2nd January, please drop me a line at: david@milfordonsea.org 

Wednesday 24 December 2014

Merry Christmas!

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If you are flying away for Christmas, make sure the pilot is careful - we all want our presents tonight! 

Enjoy Christmas, and may all your mince pies be mincey!

Tuesday 23 December 2014

Got a Local Business, Club or Class?

Love Milford Week is going to provide a perfect opportunity for local businesses to find new customers, and for Clubs & Classes to find new members.

The Local Services Exhibition takes place from 3pm to 6pm on Thursday 19th February, and provides a perfect opportunity to meet Village Tradesmen and Other Useful Village Services for Your Home.

The village has numerous small and home based businesses who provide a wide variety of services; Interior Designers, Handymen, Builders, Electricians, Plumbers, Painters, Decorators, Beauty Care, Home Services, Home Cleaning, Transport, Child Care, Healthcare, Counselling, Pet Care, Architects, Marketing Services, Web Builders, Solicitors, Accountants, Consultants and more.

If you have a business you would like to come along, Free Table Tops are still available, so please contact: david@milfordonsea.org

It is great to support and use local village businesses, and everyone is invited to come along to discover the local service available, entry is free and the café will be open.

There is also a Clubs, Classes & Charities Morning taking place from 10am to 1pm on Tuesday 17th February. 

It is amazing to believe, but Milford on Sea has over 48 Clubs for adults, youth and kids, numerous Charities & Support Groups, and over 40 Classes.

Table Tops are Free for any village Club, Class, Charity or Support Group that would like to come along, just drop a line to david@milfordonsea.org 

Everyone in the village are invited to come and discover all that is happening in the village, - and if anything takes your fancy you can join!

Both events will be held in the Milford on Sea Community Centre, Sea Road, Milford on Sea, SO41 0PG, we hope to see you there.

Sunday 21 December 2014

Carols with the Guides


As the guides continue their quest to raise money for a new roof on the Guide Hut, they will be singing Carols & Christmassy songs at Tesco in New Milton tomorrow between 12.30pm and 1.15pm.

Please pop along to support the 1st Milford on Sea Rainbows, Brownies & Guides if you can, and of course enjoy the fun.

PS: Don't forget to buy what shopping you can in the village, - and give our shops a Christmas treat!

Hearty Lunch for £5

It is not often you get the chance for a Hearty Lunch for £5, together with the opportunity to meet new people.

The First Friday Lunch funnily enough happens on the first Friday of every month. It is held in the Community Centre and everyone in the village is invited. Why not give the next one try?

Starting at 1pm, the next First Friday Charity Lunch is on Friday 2nd January and will be in aid of the Ebola Crisis Appeal and all proceeds will go to the Disasters Emergency Committee.

This lunch is a joint effort by the usual First Friday Lunch helpers and volunteers. They be serving a hearty soup and fruit crumble. If anyone wants to donate a raffle prizes on the day it would be appreciated by the organisers.

So for a homely lunch, simply go along, pay £5 entry on the door and have a great time.

Friday 19 December 2014

5 Stars for Britannia Thai

In May this year Britannia Thai restaurant had a completely new team, - and from that day they have simply gone from strength to strength.

Word has spread around the village that if you enjoy authentic Thai food, you will love the great food and service at the Britannia Thai.

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The Head Chef, Songkiat Surin is bringing his passion for traditional Thai food and combining it with fresh organic ingredients Fusion style. 

Songkiat has an impressive CV, having worked in 4 and 5 star hotels in Pattaya and Bangkok before going to work in Israel for three years. He arrived in the UK in 2007 and helped set up the Bann Thai restaurant in Worcester. Due to his passion to work with fresh organic ingredients he then went to work in Daylesford Organic Farm Shop in Gloucestershire, before returning to work in the highly regarded Zen Garden in Carey's Manor Hotel in Brockenhurst.

Songkiat Surin was Born Pattaya in Thailand and is married with a 6 year old daughter.  

Some of Songkiat's signature dishes are the Thai Scallops, Salt and Pepper Squid, Tamarind Duck, Honey Duck with Orange Salad, Lamb Shank and Pepper Beef (which is Sirloin Steak sizzling on a platter.) He also does tasty Thai classics such as the green and red curry.

The Britannia Thai's most recent success is in being awarded a 5 Star Hygiene Rating by the Food Standards Agency, the highest award available.

In additional to a full Thai menu, Britannia Thai are also now offering a Thai Tapas for lunch and early evening, where you can choose a set menu or just pick a lot of different dishes to taste.

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To ensure the authenticity of the dishes, Songkiat orders fresh Thai ingredients directly from Thailand which are delivered to Bournemouth airport and then straight to the restaurant. The fresh meat and fish are from specialist companies in Bournemouth and the fresh vegetables are from Marjorie's in the village.

The Britannia Thai also has an excellent front of house team. The Manager is Kanoksak Siripongswalee, affectionately known as Tae, together with his wife Duangjai (known as Orr).

So, plenty of exciting changes over the past few months, and a great excuse to treat yourself to a Thai experience soon!

Britannia Thai 
1 High St, Milford on Sea, SO41 0QF
01590 642212

Tuesday 16 December 2014

Calling All Exotic Car Owners

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Do you have, or do you know anyone in Milford on Sea with, an Exotic Car that they would be happy to bring along to the Exotic Car Show in Love Milford Week? (That's a Classic, Prestige, Exotic or Super Car) 

We have 22 excellent and interesting cars so far - all owned in the village, but we would love to see all of the special cars in the village.

We know that Milford on Sea has a wealth of interesting and exotic cars tucked away in garages across the village and they are all invited.

To included your car, please simply drop me an e-mail at :david@milfordonsea.org

The Exotic Car Show will be held in Milford on Sea Seafront Car Park (Next to the Bowls Club), at the end of Love Milford Week, on Sunday 22nd February 2015.

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OK, we know February is not a great month for car shows, but it will be fun if the weather is nice, and naturally, if the weather takes a turn for the worse we would have to rearrange.

Come along to enjoy the cars, it is free entry, and there will be plenty to see! 

Love Milford Week

Monday 15 December 2014

Desperate Facebooker!

On the 21st November, exactly 24 days ago, I embarked on the long resisted challenge of Facebook.

If you have no idea what I am talking about, please don't give up and read on...

I still have little clue what I am doing when confronting 'social media', ...but I have been fortunate to somehow gather 514 Friends so far. (This does not of course include My Wife, as she refuses to have me as a friend on FB due to hearing far too much from me as it is!)

Now the thing is, - I need some more help please.

You may be on Facebook, you may not, but there is little doubt that your family, children, friends and neighbours are, indeed most of the younger generation are on it! (I know, I sort of don't qualify.)

From what I have worked out so far I need lots of pages, these then have to be liked. loved or licked or something.

Important Bit: If you are Not on Facebook, Can you please forward this article to anyone you know: 
A. Who may be young enough to know what this all means, 
B. Who may be interested in things to do with Milford on Sea, 
C. Who has nothing better to do...
or D. Anyone you would like to irritate!

Simply go to bottom of this article, and sent to anyone you know by clicking the 'envelope icon':


If you are a fellow Facebooker, (get me, I feel I am one of the chosen few now!), - or have received this article from someone you know, please help by:

Becoming a Friend: click here

Like 'Milford News': click here

Like 'Love Milford Week': click here

Like 'Food Week': click here

Like 'Great Dining Bus': click here

I know that all sounds a bit painful, ..but just imagine the pain I had setting it all up for no one to see!

For a bit of light relief, take a look at the 'Photo Albums' click here

I look forward to seeing you, or someone you know, on Facebook soon!

Saturday 13 December 2014

Milford Pavement Problems

It has been exciting to hear how many people are saying they are planning to take up the Shopping Challenge during Love Milford Week (click here

- Interestingly, it has also identified a problem that a number of young mum's with pushchairs, and some of our less mobile neighbours, have when shopping in the village.

Navigating the steps and aisles in Hollands and The Co-Op can also be a tricky experience for some.

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A discussion has developed on Facebook relating to various pavement/kerb/road conditions that make the village centre unfriendly for mothers with buggies and wheelchair users. (click here to read or join in the discussion)

I spoke to Paul at Hollands about his steps, (which are difficult to reconfigure another way), and he said that anyone who struggles with the steps (like the less mobile and push chair customers), are welcome to come up the level side roadway and into the shop through the back entrance. You can even park the push chair whilst you shop – and he will deliver what you buy. The rear entrance is open every day from 7am to 4pm for people to come in to shop.

We have also written a letter to the Parish Council about the pavements, but whilst we await their thoughts, it is great to know Hollands are doing all they can for people to be able to shop with them.

I am confident that the Parish Council will agree that problems with the pavements is pretty disturbing, not just because of the difficulties for the people mentioned, but also because this prevents some people from shopping in the village centre, particularly as the shops need all the customers they can get.

Whilst this may not fall under the Parish Council's jurisdiction, it will be interesting to know the councils opinion, and whether Hampshire County Council have any plans to make improvements to the pavement/kerb/road conditions in Milford on Sea village centre. When we hear we will of course let you know the situation.

The core of Love Milford Week is the 'Shopping Challenge' (www.lovemilfordweek.org), - the idea is to challenge people to only shop in the village for that week, - ironically this has identified that for some people shopping in the village is a real challenge all year round!

Great to hear that Paul Holland is finding the best solution he can, and it would be nice if the highways authorities could make some improvements to make things easier.

Hollands of Milford
49 High Street, Milford on Sea, SO41 0QG
01590 641882

The Keeping Family in Milford

Anyone interested in the history of Milford on Sea may have seen old pictures of Keeping & Son in the High Street. What is less know, is the significant story of two members of the family.

In more recent times the car servicing garage has been known as Harfield Motor Services, until in September 2022 the business changed hands and was renamed 'The Garage', which was the original name of this part of the business in 1985.

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Frederick Keeping was born on the 11th August 1867. 

In 1896 he was employed at the British Embassy in Athens and he competed in the 1896 Athens Summer Olympics despite the wishes of some fellow British residents of the Greek capital, who believed that as a servant of the British ambassador he 'was not a gentleman and therefore could not be an amateur'. 

Keeping won an Olympic Second Place Medal at the first International Olympic Games held in the Modern era. He competed in the 12 Hour Cycle Race, which started at 5am.

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The Games attracted athletes from 14 nations, with the largest delegations coming from Greece, Germany, France and Great Britain. Despite many obstacles and setbacks, the 1896 Olympics were regarded as a great success. The Games had the largest international participation of any sporting event to that date.

Only two cyclists (out of the six who started the 12 Hour Race), finished the 900 laps of the the newly built velodrome, a distance of 314 km. The race was won by Adolf Schmal of Austria.

Early in the race, Adolf Schmal, who was better known as a fencer, jumped the field and gained an early lap. He then rode with the pack until one by one the riders dropped out. At 12pm, the two remaining riders, Schmal and Keeping, took a 10 minute break. Schmal rode directly behind Keeping's wheel throughout, never allowing himself to be dropped, and won by the one lap that he had gained early in the race. Keeping made occasional bursts to regain the lost lap, but to no avail.

First place winners were awarded a silver medal, an olive branch and a diploma. Finishing in second place, Frederick was presented with a copper medal, a branch of laurel and a diploma. 

In September 2012 a 'Second Medal' from the same Olympics sold at Christie's Auction House in London for £15,000.

After returning to England, Frederick opened Fred. Keeping cycle shop, which was later expanded and renamed: Keeping & Son - a Morris car garage, petrol station and cycle shop in Milford on Sea High Street. (Building was most recently occupied by Harfield Motor Services Ltd and in September 2021 new owner renamed the business to The Garage.)

The Garage was founded by Fred Keeping in 1985 and Frank Keeping assumed management of the Milford on Sea business on return from the armed forces in 1921.

One of the features of the Keeping service in their early day was a Taxi Service which managed to function throughout both World Wars.

Frederick died aged 82 on 21st February 1950 (Aged 82) 


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Michael Keeping

Frederick's son, Michael Keeping (Alexander Edwin Michael Keeping) was born in Milford on Sea on 22nd August 1902. 

Michael became a professional footballer with Southampton and Fulham in the English Leagues. 

He was initially spotted playing for Milford on Sea FC and was signed by Southampton, then still in the Southern League, in the summer of 1919 for a bargain fee of £25. Still only 16, Keeping was registered as an amateur but paid 10 shillings (50p) a week for travelling expenses.

He signed as a professional in December 1920 but only made his first-team debut on 25 October 1924, in a Football League Division 2 match at Hull City as a replacement for the long-serving Fred Titmuss who was injured. In his first season he made only seven league appearances. In the following season, he again started as an understudy to Titmuss but in October he took over at left-back and retained his position, with Titmuss leaving the club in February 1926. He soon blossomed into an outstanding left-back who oozed class and being fleet of foot could turn on the run to sweep the ball straight up the touchline to the waiting winger.

In February 1926 he was selected for an international trial and joined an F.A. party on a tour of Canada in the summer.

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He continued to display his skills in the Second Division and was an ever-present for the Saints in 1926–27 both in the league and in their run to the F.A. Cup semi-final at Stamford Bridge on 26 March 1927, which Southampton lost 1–2 to Arsenal. During this season manager Arthur Chadwick soon settled on his favoured line-up with eleven players featuring in at least 35 of the 42 league games; Keeping lined up in defence with Ted Hough behind the three centre-backs – Bert Shelley, George Harkus and Stan Woodhouse.

He missed the start of the 1927–28 season due to illness, but was otherwise a regular starter throughout the next four seasons as Saints regularly finished in mid-table. He made a good start to the 1931–32 season and won his only representative honours when he played for the Football League against the Irish League in September 1931. He was then struck down with appendicitis in January and was out for the rest of the season.

In February 1933 Southampton needed to raise cash and they sold Keeping and Johnny Arnold to Fulham for a combined fee of £5,000, with Arthur Tilford temporarily joining the Saints, and served them well until the outbreak of World War II in 1939. Jimmy McIntyre, the former Saints manager now in charge at Fulham boasted that this was "the best deal I ever brought off". In his playing career at The Dell, Keeping made a total of 281 appearances for the Saints, scoring twelve goals.

In Holley and Chalk's "Alphabet of the Saints", Keeping is described as "a debonair man, contemporaries recall him as being equally stylish off the pitch and, much to the amusement of his team-mates, he would take hours over his appearance".

He continued to turn out occasionally for Fulham until 1941 when he returned to Milford to join the family motor business.

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From January 1948 to October 1950 Michael was the head coach/manager at Real Madrid FC, one of the biggest football clubs in the world.

Whilst managing Real Madrid he won the 1947-48 Copa Eva Duarte de Perón, beating Real Madrid 3 Valencia 1 on the 6th June 1948 in the famous Bernabeu Stadium.

To follow were spells as coach or manager in Denmark, the Netherlands with Heracles Almelo, France and North Africa. Later he took over as manager at Poole Town in the Southern League.

Michael Keeping passed away on 28th March 1984 (aged 81)

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Addendum: Following reading this article, Bob Braid of the Milford on Sea Historical Record Society got in touch and kindly sent the two further pictures below.

Fred Keeping-Courtesy of MoSHRS
Check out the numberplate!

Fred, Nell; Michael Keeping-Courtesy of MoSHRS

Monday 8 December 2014

Fancy Being a Walk Guide?

We have heard from our friends at Lymington Town Tours, and they are looking for new Walk Guides.

Naturally I have considered this, but I am completely unsuitable on the basis that: A) Walking is not one of my favourite pastimes, B) I get a bit spooked with people following me around, and C) I can't help making stories up, so it would be a weird experience for anyone on a tour. 

Fortunately, you, or someone you know, may be ideal.

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If you have an interest in local history and fancy the opportunity to meet people who are like-minded, this sounds an excellent way to spend a few hours.

Lymington Town Tours is a group of volunteers who have been providing walking tours around Lymington and Milford on Sea for over 25 years. With demand for their walks increasing, so is their need for volunteer walk guides.

The walks run between May and October on Sunday mornings and Wednesday evenings. Training sessions are fully supported and they are not only informative but a great opportunity to make new friends as well.

If you feel that you would like to learn more about the local area and would be able to give a few hours a month to share this with others, then they would love to hear from you.

To join the team of volunteer guides, please visit: www.lymington-town-tours.co.uk and either use the on-line contact form, or telephone the main walks co-ordinator Helen Theobald on 01590 644438 for an informal chat.

Lymington Town Tours

Sunday 7 December 2014

Cave Pedalers Raise over £4k

After recovering from their bumps, bruises and chaffing, The Cave Bike and Hike Team will be presenting the sponsorship money raised at The Cave next Friday 12th December around 6.30 to 7pm.

The Bike and Hike event was held in October, and the sponsorship has now totalled to an impressive £4193.36. Mike Denny from Oakhaven Hospice will be the worthy recipient of this substantial sum.

Luckily, Jon and James' tandem
was provided with a repair kit. 
But only Emily knew how to use it!
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The fundraising was brilliantly organised by Sharon Parr, who has generated tens of thousands for charity over a number of years.

Congratulations to everyone involved, and a special pat on the back for Sharon!
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Two blokes on a tandem is asking for trouble really. 
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The Cave
Church Hill, Milford on Sea, SO41 0QH
www.thecavemos.co.uk

50 B4 50-The Fat Duck

The Fat Duck

This restaurant has been an ambition for many, many years and at last the day has come thanks to my wife's generous Birthday present.

As we got ready we thought it wise to check the Dress Code -which read; 'Come along however you feel comfortable'. I resisted wearing shorts and tee shirt. I say 'resisted', what I actually mean is my wife told me; 'you can do that over your dead body!'.

Looking lovely, we arrived in Bray, which now has 2 pubs owned by Heston Blumenthal, his 'Experimental Kitchen', a building for staff dining and down a small lane about 400 yards long, is Alain Roux's Waterside Inn, which is the best restaurant we have been fortunate enough to have dined in.

The Fat Duck itself is in an unpretentious converted cottage and simply decorated inside.

The greeting was warm, informal and friendly and when we arrived at the table the first thing we noticed was nothing. Usually you would expect expensive charger plates, fine crystal, gleaming cutlery and table decorations. All we had was a plain white linen table cloth with a small bowl of flowers, that was it.

The Fat Duck has one menu and everyone dining has the same - a tasting menu with 14 courses! 

When booking, you are told to 'Allow 4 1/2 hours for this menu'. I had suggested to my wife we could bring a book or iPod, but one look told me that was a bad idea, this was followed by a clear instruction; 'You can talk to me'. Not being an expert at chatting unnecessarily, I reluctantly agreed to give it a go.

The menu was described as "A sequence of dishes designed not only to capture a delicious and exciting range of flavours, textures and aromas, but also to bring multi-sensory appeal, some culinary history and a sense of theatre to the dining experience."

As we dined, none of that statement could be argued with. It would be too much to go blow by blow through each course, but the main highlights were the 'Beetroot & Horseradish' canapé which exploded with flavours and surprising textures in the mouth and was amazing on every level. The famous Snail Porridge was as tasty as weird, I had the best scallop I have ever tasted, The 'Mad Hatters Tea Party' was spectacular to look at and the theatrical staging from the dissolvable watch to the mad toast sandwiches pure theatre.

If I hadn't tasted it, I wouldn't have believed it, - but one course, the 'Hot & Iced Tea' could not be explained, - as you drunk, the liquid in your mouth was hot on one side, and on the other cold! - no idea how they did this one. I could go on through the menu, as there is so much, that is so good.

There was only one course my wife did not like as she is not keen on 'smoky' flavours, I, on the other hand love them, so with a stroke of luck I got two portions of the Jelly of Quail. Sadly, she liked all of the sweet courses so I was rationed to my own portions.

One extra nice touch was when one of our waitresses spotted my wife was left handed (yes, I know - weird), from then on she laid her cutlery the other way round for each course.

It was now clear why the table setting was so 'plain', it was to ensure that everything was totally focussed on each creation bought to the table.

As the fourteenth course arrived I had done OK on the 'talking thing', hadn't upset or offended anyone, nor had any of my wife's 'looks' - so things had turned out pretty well. As I sat, very contented and full, I was now hoping I could now have a rest from 'talking' for a few weeks.

We had heard the The Fat Duck was more about the 'theatre' than the food. Our experience differs - we were definitely blown away by the 'theatre', but it is more than that, the food was delicious, flavours as clever as they were unusual, and everything was a feast for the eyes, senses and mind.

This is not food you can eat everyday, but as a once in a lifetime experience it was one of our best.

Tasting Menu - 14 Courses

NITRO POACHED APERITIFS
Vodka and Lime Sour, Gin and Tonic, Tequila and Grapefruit

RED CABBAGE GAZPACHO
Pommery Grain Mustard Ice Cream

JELLY OF QUAIL, CRAYFISH CREAM
Chicken Liver Parfait, Oak Moss and Truffle Toast

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SNAIL PORRIDGE
Iberico Bellota Ham, Shaved Fennel

ROAST FOIE GRAS
Barberry, Confit Kombu and Crab Biscuit

MAD HATTER'S TEA PARTY (c.1892)
Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich

"SOUND OF THE SEA"

SALMON POACHED IN A LIQUORICE GEL
Artichoke, Vanilla Mayonnaise and Golden Trout Roe

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UMBLE PIE

HOT AND ICED TEA

EGGS IN VERJUS (c.1726), VERJUS IN EGG (c.2013)

BOTRYTIS CINEREA

WHISK(E)Y WINE GUMS

"LIKE A KID IN A SWEET SHOP"


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Footnote: The Fat Duck Restaurant is moving to the Crown Towers Hotel in Melbourne, Australia for 6 months from January 2015. We chatted to our sommelier, and she excitedly told us that this meant everyone from the Fat Duck was going; that was the kitchen brigade of 20+, all of the front of house team of around 16 people, plus every pot, pan and plate from the kitchen!

Whilst they are all away, The Fat Duck in Bray is being fully refurbished. No doubt Heston will be launching something new and wonderful when he reopens. So, just as we took one of our biggest wishes off the list, it looks like a new one will be going on later next year!

In the meantime, back to reality and good home cooked food. All food is great, and often the company is more important than what is on the plate. (With a bit of luck that last comment will score me lots of brownie points to cash in for the stupid things I am bound to do over Christmas!)

The Fat Duck
High Street, Bray, Berkshire SL6 2AQ

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50 B4 50-DINING CHALLENGE

Michelin Stars Collected So Far: 46


3 Michelin Star
London: Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester
Berkshire-Bray: The Fat Duck

Berkshire-Bray: The Waterside Inn
Bruges, Belgium: De Karmeliet

2 Michelin Star
London: La Gavroche, Dinner by Heston Blumenthal, Hibiscus, Pied a Terre, Marcus.
Berkshire: Michael Wignall at The Latymer (Penny Hill Park Hotel) (*Twice)
Buckinghamshire: Hand & Flowers (*3 Times!)
France-Paris: Georges V Hotel

1 Michelin Star
London: Benares, L’Autre Pied, Quilon, Social Eating House (*Twice), Veeraswamy, The Savoy Grill, L’Escargot
Hampshire: Terrace Restaurant (Montague Arms), Vetiver (Chewton Glen Hotel), JSW.
Sussex: Ockenden Manor

*To read the review on any of the above restaurants, put 'restaurant name' in this blog's search box.

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No Michelin Stars, but restaurants visited since July 2013 that are worth a mention:

Milford on Sea | Verveine Fishmarket Restaurantwww.verveine.co.uk
London | Franco's www.francoslondon.com
Milford on Sea | La Perle - www.laperlemilford.co.uk
Mudeford | The Jetty - www.thejetty.co.uk
Yarmouth, IoW | The George - www.thegeorge.co.uk
London | Dishoom - www.dishoom.co.uk
London | J Sheeky Oyster Bar - www.jsheekeyoysterbar.co.uk
Lymington | The Elderflower - www.elderflowerrestaurant.co.uk
London | The Ivy - www.the-ivy.co.uk
Lymington | The Haven - www.havenrestaurant.co.uk
Devon | River Cottage HQ - www.rivercottage.net/hq 
Guildford | Brittens - www.brittensrestaurant.com

Ever Heard of Milford Mummers?

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Until a few days ago I had never heard of 'Mummers', and then was even more surprised to discover that there is a 'Milford Mummers' group.

If like me you don't know what ''Mumming' is, I have discovered from Caroline Ellis, that it is an ancient British street theatre tradition. 

Caroline explained; "In medieval times, most villages throughout Britain and Ireland would have had a Mummer's team, producing short plays throughout the year.

These plays may have originally been mimed (hence 'mum' - remaining silent) and were the for-runner of the Pantomime. Most were later performed in rhyming couplets. The teams (or "sides" as they are known in some places) toured round the village ale houses and large private homes - in much the same way that carol singers have done in more recent times.

All the plays have a theme of death and re-birth and celebrate the triumph of good over evil. (Hurrah !) There is generally a sword fight, with a 'baddie and a goodie' and much hissing, booing and cheering on both sides. A travelling doctor then arrives on the scene to revive the character who didn't survive the duel."

I was particularly please to hear that the scripts are not politically correct in any way at all.

Caroline also told us; "In the 1640s, the Puritans outlawed Mumming and many other Christmas traditions (including crib shaped mince pies!). Teams have re-formed and disbanded throughout the centuries ever since. We are lucky to have a writer on our Milford on Sea team. She provides tailor made scripts based on snippets from old writings, topped up with local and topical references."

A Mummers play is usually less than 10 minutes in length and generally ends with a seasonal song.

The Milford Mummers will be at the Christmas Folk Club at the Milford on Sea Community Centre in Sea Road on Thursday 11th December, along with the Sounds Like Fun Choir from Fordingbridge, Half of Murphy's and local floor singers.

There will also be Mumming around the village pubs on the evening of Friday 19th December. The Milford Mummers generally collect for a charity after they have done the play. Last year, they shook buckets for Shelterbox.

So there you have it, we all know what 'Mumming' is now - and you have plenty of chances to see and join in the fun over the next couple of weeks.