Sue from the Village Voice has been in touch to say she has had a bad day at the office! To explain; one column on the useful numbers page in the latest edition of The Village Voice has slipped slightly, so a lot of the numbers are incorrect. (Desmond Swayne cannot be reached by dialling 999!)
She is busy beating herself up for the error, and sends her apologies to all readers. Normal service will be resumed in the next edition!