Around 6am this morning, early risers visiting the village centre will have spotted a large prefabricated building being hoisted from a transporter lorry and a team firmly installing it on the top of Milford on Sea village green.
Initially it was thought that this might be connected to the Psychic Fair due to take place this Saturday.
However, when approached, the event organisers said it had nothing to do with them, and they didn't even see it coming.
It turns out, and apparently without local residents realising, planning permission had been approved by New Forest District Council in early February to install a temporary Spa & Relaxation Centre at the top of Milford on Sea Village Green.
The planning permission runs until the end of the Summer season in June.
The spa opens at 10am today, and will be open to all offering a range of beauty therapy, facial treatments, dietary advice, Swedish massage, as well as having a jacuzzi, a plunge pool and mud bath.
Amazingly, the normal planning restrictions were avoided on the basis that this is only to be a temporary structure.
Bob D'Bilda, managing director of Dreams on Wheels, the operators of what will be known as 'The Pleasure Pod' said; "We are delighted to be able to enhance the village green and bring some sunshine to a drab place".
One of the professional beauty therapists, Gloria Blusher said that she is looking forward to some of the challenges she will face.
Some other members of the 'The Pleasure Pod' Spa Team looking forward to meeting you will be; dietician Emma Royds, jacuzzi manager Lottie Bubbles, and the masseuse team of Ivor Bentitt and Dr Dan Tickles.
Anyone concerned about the temporary spa and wishing to express their objections, anger, or apoplectic rage can contact Mr I. Gottu by emailing his secretary on: avu.got-ityet@nfdc.com.
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PS: Saturday's Psychic Fair has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
You would have thought that they would have seen that coming?!
😂😂🤣🤣 Almost got me!
ReplyDeleteFirst of April just perfect to open in such a drab place. Surely the cafe will be offering the new- harvest spaghetti as described on the BBC sometime ago.
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ReplyDeleteWhen’s the Floating Walkway coming ? I’m still waiting.
ReplyDeleteThey are having trouble fixing the sky hook
DeleteThe world famous Percy’s flying Porkers will perform at the opening ceremony
ReplyDeleteMe and JC wetting ourselves!! You fool xxxx we love you Longy!! N xx
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ReplyDeleteGood effort, made me lol .. well done!!
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