In the never ending excitement that is Milford on Sea, another mystery has raised its head. An observant reader noticed some strange activity from the seafront yesterday. The strange happenings involved a helicopter, which appeared to be chasing several speed boats in turn.
Perhaps we have a James Bond adventure being filmed in the village? On that basis, I think she may have suspected it was me in the speed boat, due to my chiselled looks, sharp dress sense and secret agent characteristics, but it wasn’t, because I was following the detailed instructions given by my wife on how I should pack a suitcase. This had directly followed her sweetly telling me; ”I don’t care how incompetent you are at packing, I’m not doing it for you.”
As I have now been eliminated from the enquiries, someone else must have been involved. If you have any ideas, please drop them in the comments section below.