Recipe for Disaster

We made the mistake of accepting our friends invitation to dinner at their Milford on Sea home the other night.

Here’s the recipe for the evening!:

Ingredients

Take Four odd people, one Northern.

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Method

Sit the ingredients around a table, ply with drink and fine food. Repeat this process numerous times. Keep replenishing glasses until everyone wets themselves laughing at something they will not remember.

Serving

At the point your guests should go home, bring the cheese and port to table. Take two mouthfuls of port to each mouthful of cheese. Ensure everyone reaches a stage where anything they say does not make any sense whatsoever. Then, guide guests to front door, order a taxi and pour guests in to go home.

Foot Note

When the big one gets home, pass out and smash the bathroom sink! On waking from bathroom floor, go to lounge, wake up wife from sofa and go to bed.

Make 'note to self: No more drinking.