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Saturday 12 May 2012

Websites Drive Me Mad!

Sometimes I just hate websites, or more specifically get infuriated by the faceless organisations that run them.  They simply would not know great customer service even if it hit them in the face with a wet fish from Verveine.

If you feel up to sharing my pain in trying to spend some money online, simply brace yourself and read on…..

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To PC World

Hi, 

Just wanted to let you know an element of your website is worse than rubbish, it is actually massively frustrating and customer friendly in no way whatsoever.

Today I have been trying to order a 60 inch Plasma TV - LG 60PV250K.  The good news is you are offering at a price that I am happy with.  Sadly, the good news stops there.

Going online to order, I then find it is not available for Home Delivery.  Not very convenient, but I could find a way to collect from store if I have too.

The site was then happy to tell me it was not available in the store nearest my requested post code.  Whilst I had resisted throwing my PC out of the window, it then asked if I wanted it to tell me if it was in the next nearest store.  Good idea, I did, - and of course it wasn't.

The website then lost interest in helping any more, and did not bother to tell me where is might have been in stock.  It just had a major sulk, and refused to respond to any button clicking or shouting.

For a nano second I considered spending the rest of my life inputting random postcodes to see if the fictitious TV existed, but then I just lost the will to live.

As you can see this was not a great experience.  Any chance a human could tell me how and where I could buy this TV from please? 

Regards

David

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From: PC World Customer Services
Sent: 02 May 2012 10:20

Dear David,

Thank you for your email.  I was concerned to learn that our website has been confusing, please accept my apologies with regards to this.

The LG 60PV250K Full HD 60" Plasma TV is currently not available for home delivery, this product is limited stock at some of our stores as the product has now been discontinued and we will not be receiving anymore stock.

The store your requested does not have any stock and local stores to this area are also out of stock.

I apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Kind regards,
The KNOWHOW™(tm) Team

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From: David Long
Sent: 02 May 2012 10:41

Hi Knowhow Team,

A bit of a pointless and standard corporate reply.

It was already pretty obvious you don't have stock locally.  All I really wanted to know was where and how I could buy one.

It seems any store that has one is a closely guarded secret, so my car will have to stay in the garage.

If I could be bothered I would ask for more information, but I can't.

Regards
David





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From: David Long
Sent: 09 May 2012 10:41
Hi,

Having almost recovered from the debacle of trying to unsuccessfully buy a 60 inch plasma TV from you last week, I have made the mistake of trying again.

This time I went to your Curry's version of the website to buy a microwave.  It is quite simple, I have the money, you have the goods - should be easy eh?

Oh no, I enter the discount code from the website screenshot below, and guess what?.... Yep, you have got it, your code did not work.

Your website/s is driving me insane!  Has it got something against me personally, or is no-one able to order anything?

Your gremlins then decided to have one last laugh with me, by providing a pop up asking if I would like to provide some feedback on the website.  'Oh yes, at last, someone's interested', I thought.

How daft of me, .....the link didn't work.  So it seems you are paying for a company to do survey's, with a system that doesn't work and customers who can't but anything.  Nice plan.

Someone, somewhere needs to sort your website/s out, before I am driven to throwing my PC out of the window!!  At least it won't hit a passing PC World or Curry's delivery van, as I don't think they ever get any stock delivered.

Regards
David
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From: PC World Customer Services
Sent: 11 May 2012 17:30

Dear David,
Thank you for your email.

I was concerned to learn of the difficulties that you have experienced when trying to order from Currys online recently.  As the discount code that you were trying to use was through a 3rd party site, I would recommend that you contact them in the first instance regarding this issue.

Please be assured that providing high quality customer service is of paramount importance to us.  I apologise that this was not your experience on this occasion.

Kind regards,
The KNOWHOW™ Team

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From: David Long
Sent: 11 May 2012 18:11

Hi Knowhow Team,

Hmmm, I am not sure your company is really concerned about the difficulties I have experienced.  I am certainly not assured that providing high quality customer service is of paramount importance to your company.  Plus, you haven’t actually solved any of several the problems raised at all, which unless I have missed something, may be the purpose of your department.

As usual, your standard corporate reply was of no help whatsoever, but I am pleased that your departments e-mail box is now nice and clear for the weekend.

Asking me to phone a company to sort out a problem on a discount they are offering on your behalf nearly had me fall off the chair in hysterics.  While it is nice of you to ask me to help you out, I am actually a bit busy with my own business at the moment.  Sorry about that.

Luckily, when I heard your suggestion I did not hurt myself, all I did was wet myself a little.  Had things been worse I am sure you would have referred me to a never-ending deep black hole for any resulting claim, and of course continue assure me that PC World are really concerned and committed to high quality customer service whilst not sorting anything out.  So thankfully, a lucky escape for us both there.

Actually, as an aside, it might be really funny to hear PC World’s definition of ‘high quality customer service’.  Does it include a paragraph; ‘Resolve all customer issues with a twee statement or two, but don’t sort anything else out, as we are busy people and have plenty more complaints to get rid of by telling them how committed and caring we are'?

I, on the other hand, am a helpful person, so can I suggest you change your department name for: ‘The KNOWHOW™ Team’ to ‘The FOB OFF™ Team’.  Sounds about right for everything I have experienced.

PS: Your company owes me a couple of hours of my life.

Regards
David

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Not really expecting a reply now!


Playground Looks Fantastic

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Less than two months ago the condition of the play surface in the Children’s Play Area on Milford on Sea seafront (next to the Needles Eye Café) was a bit of a mess to say the least.

The issue was initially raised by a concerned local resident, and holiday business owner. Her concerns mainly focused on the large holes, which were water filled and very muddy.  She also made an extremely relevant point that; ‘the play area is of great benefit & a pleasure not just local families, but also visitors to the area, who generate much needed revenue for village businesses and the council."

This situation was met by an amazing reaction by a very generous Milford on Sea resident, who offered to pay for the resurfacing costs of around £22,000.  The Parish Council then played their part, by swiftly organising the contractor to survey and complete the work.

The result is that the village now has a great new playground surface, and the whole area around The Needles Eye Café has been lifted by the fresh and bright new green surface.

More, importantly, many, many children and their parents will have a great time in a traditional play park this summer, without a computer game or playstation in sight!

Our donor wishes to remain anonymous, but I am sure you will join me in sending them our heartfelt thanks.  The world is a wonderful place when people do something for others.

PS: If you see a big bloke stuck in the slide, please give me a push or I might be late for a meal somewhere!


40 B4 40-Bel & the Dragon


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No. 13: Last Thursday we enjoyed sharing lunch with our friends Andrew and Grace.  Andrew is a successful entrepreneur in the promotional merchandise industry, a keen sailor and obsessed with the weather.  Grace is a very pretty cake maker and young mother. Not sure how, but Andrew has certainly punched above his weight in nabbing this one.

We went to Bel & the Dragon, which is a restaurant in the heart of the Surrey market town of Godalming and a short stroll from the River Wey.  Formerly a congressional church this historic building was originally converted in the late 1990’s. The menu has been created by Mo Benassar and Ronnie Kimbugwe, formerly Sous Chef of Gordon Ramsay at Claridges.

For starters we went for Pink peppercorn squid with homemade chilli jam, and Poached duck egg and avocado with Serrano ham & hollandaise.  When I say ‘we went for’, that did not mean we all had both.  Three of us had one and the other one had the other, although I am sure you are not really bothered who had what.

As we discussed our forthcoming weekends, ours in rainy Norfolk, and theirs at a family christening in rainy Devon, Andrew found that the old bottle on the table reminded him of a childhood memory.  The aunt they were going to stay with lived near an old tip where he used to dig up old bottles as a child.  With much enthusiasm he told Grace that they could go digging over the weekend to see what they could find.  My joy was immense to see someone else’s wife show the disdain that I thought only my wife can show to me.

We got a good selection from the menu when we all had a different main courses. Linguini of Devon crab fresh chilli & garlic oil, Rabbit, chorizo & white bean stew with warm chunky bread, Marinated & chargrilled sirloin steak, vine roasted cherry tomatoes, peppercorn sauce and thrice cooked chips, and Whole roasted coquelet, duck fat roast potatoes, garnished with a handful of thyme, garlic & shallots.  The kitchen team were doing a good job, as all of the meals were enjoyed and the thrice cooked chips delicious, although I understand they were not on the healthy option menu.

Andrew, then started a tell a story about how he was hit by lightning (this explained quite a lot).  To the amazement of us all, it was the first time he had ever told a story about his favourite subject that was even mildly interesting.  Fortunately, before he could move on to the rest of his usually boring repertoire of weather stories, our sweets arrived as if a knight on a white charger.  I was soon tucking into a rather scrumptious Traditional Eton Mess with homemade meringue, fresh strawberries & jersey cream.  Our friends had Apple Tarte Tatin for two. (Apart for the bits I kept nicking), and my wife once again abstained as she has to get into some dress for our Nieces wedding in a few weeks’ time. (Note to self: I might have to get my trousers let out before then.)

As we finished our drinks and awaited the coffee, I overheard Grace telling my wife how baking cakes and pastry treats relaxes her.  Before I could even finish the sentence; “You could do with a bit of relaxation dear”, I was told; “Don’t even think about it”, together with a sharp kick on the shins.

I took my time drinking my after lunch coffee, in fact just enough time to let the throbbing on my leg to subside.  Fortunately, my leg’s recovery coincided with Andrew trying to start another weather story, and in unplanned unison the rest of us all remembered we had to leave as we had something really important to do in the afternoon.

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www.belandthedragon-godalming.co.uk

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Milford has a new website

Jamie Saddler, an enthusiastic Milford on Sea resident, has built a new website promoting our special village.

Jamie and his wife are both keen photographers and are looking for the site to showcase some really nice photos of the village and coastline.  Jamie is doing this purely as a hobby, and his work in digital marketing provides the knowledge to add social and interactive elements for people to share photos and comments.

Milford on Sea’s very first website (www.milfordonsea.com) was set up by Sarah Bell over 12 years ago.  

Tim Berners-Lee only came up the entire web concept in March 1989, whilst working for CERN, (the European Organisation for Nuclear Research).  At that time he wrote a proposal on how CERN physicists could share all the computer-stored information at the laboratory by transferring information over the Internet by using hypertext.  In May 1990, the name World Wide Web was settled upon, and the rest is as they say history, with over 100 million website estimated to be in existence today. 

So, when Sarah built and launched her site in October 1999, it was at a time when the world wide web was still extremely new and many people still did not know what it was.  Sarah’s site must have been one of the first ever ‘community websites’, and over the years the past news stories has built up to become a fascinating history of life, events and people in Milford on Sea.

This website (www.milfordonsea.org) was launched on a whim in May 2009.  What started as a bit of a hobby, and for no particular purpose other than to give the village tourism a bit of a boost, has grown in to a bit of a monster.  

Over the years the ‘news’ and ‘calendar’ sites have been added, with all of the sites totalling 660,560 visits since launch.  The Village News Bulletin is received by 1624 people, and as you know it contains some local news and quite a bit of nonsense.  Today the sites continue as a hobby, but a bit of a bigger one than was expected!

You can check Jamie’s and Sarah’s websites out on the links below:


and of course us at:

www.milfordonseanews.org
www.milfordonseacalendar.org

Friday 11 May 2012

Methodist Plans & Coffee Morning

Members of the Methodist Church in Milford on Sea High Street are very excited at proposed plans to update their existing building and facilities.

The whole project is being named ‘Building for the Future’ and plans are currently with the NFDC.

Church members are keen to share their plans with the local community, and are holding a coffee morning on Friday 8th June between 9.30am and 12.30pm, so that everyone in the village can come and see what they are so enthusiastic about.

The improved facilities should be of benefit not only to the members of the church, but also the local community; particularly those who might wish to use it for group meetings.

Currently the church holds a lunch once a month for local people who are on their own, and plans to renovate the kitchen should improve and extend that service.  So do join them for a friendly chat and a cup of coffee in the launch of their vision to make the premises ‘fit for purpose’ in serving the community on Friday 8th June.

www.milfordonseacalendar.org

New Milton gets Crafty


New Milton are busy creating events to entertain locals and to attract people to the town.  The events are organised by Alan Watson, Vice Chairman of The New Milton Town Partnership.

The New Milton Town Partnership, in existence for over 8 years, is an independent charity formed to deliver the Town's Action Plan in conjunction with other local bodies including New Milton Town Council.  It has been working hard since its formation to improve life for the residents, businesses and visitors.  It has a committee of volunteers who care deeply about their Community and the local environment, but who wish to remain flexible and outside the Town's political arena.

In Milford on Sea we have many varied events to enjoy during the year, and now we have couple more to visit just down the road.  Last ‘New Milton Crafts’ attracted over 1400 visitors, with 70 stalls offering a wide range of hand crafted items, including gifts made from driftwood, pottery, fused glass items, fabrics and textile gifts and much more.  The 2012 ‘New Milton Crafts’ takes place on Saturday week at the New Milton Memorial Centre.

As part of the same programme The New Milton Christmas Festival is also held at the beginning of December.

To find out more about events in New Milton please visit below:

www.newmiltonchristmas.co.uk
www.milfordonseacalendar.org

New Kid's Choir

A new Children and Youth Community Choir called 'Young Voices of Milford' is now up and running in the village.  On the 1st May, Paul Cousins (singing teacher and choir leader) launched the new venture with some enthusiastic voices at Milford on Sea Baptist Church.

The new community choir is for Junior and Senior school children (Year 3 and up) and any children in the village are welcome.

There is no fee, and no audition to join the choir, so just go along if you enjoy singing!  The choir meet every Tuesday at 6.30pm in Milford on Sea Baptist church for about an hour.

At the first session eight enthusiastic children were there, and they hope to see many more join in as the word gets around.

If you want more information please contact: 01590 645469 or pastor@milfordonseabaptist.org.uk

www.milfordonseabaptist.org.uk

Friday 4 May 2012

Westover Hall to become The Beach House

It has been confirmed that Dorset brewer, Hall & Woodhouse is taking over Westover Hall Hotel in Milford on Sea.
Westover Hall will close for a week from Tuesday 8th May, before reopening as The Beach House restaurant with rooms. Hall & Woodhouse says the new name has been chosen to give the business a fresh start and to reflect fully the location and history of the property.
It appears to me that the big issue with Westover Hall has been getting people through the door. Added to this Trip Advisor has some really mixed reviews, so their plan of a new start could be right.
Perception was far from reality with Westover Hall. Many felt it was a formal venue and not somewhere you could just pop in. Personally, I never felt out of place wandering in casually dressed. Having said that, I am of course, (as my wife often tells me), oblivious to everything around me. I always loved dining there, popping in for a drink or enjoying their fabulous afternoon tea, so it will be intriguing to see how things change.
The Westover Hall staff were also friendly, and the kitchen created lovely food, so I hope they retain their jobs in these changes.
With a bit of luck the new guys will be sympathetic with the refurbishment of the 1897 built grade two listed Victorian mansion. I am not quite sure how the magnificent internal oak panelling, intricate plaster ceilings and stained glass windows fit in with a ‘Beach House’, and I hope lime-washing the walls isn’t seen as the answer!

One good sign is that Hall & Woodhouse were awarded the Publican Awards 'Best Tenanted/Leased Pub Company' at an awards dinner and event held at Grosvenor House, Park Lane in March.

Comedian Jimmy Carr presented Matt Kearsey, Business Partnerships Director and Anthony Woodhouse, Hall & Woodhouse Managing Director, with this prestigious award in front of over 1,000 guests.

Hall & Woodhouse are better known for running some quality pubs, and brewing Badger Beer, rather than restaurants specifically, so how Westover Hall fits into their portfollio will be interesting to see.
However, it sounds like these guys are at the top of their game, and I for one am pretty excited to see what they do with the interior and menu options, - roll on the re-opening.

Locals in The Telegraph

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Sue Hill from The Village Voice, spotted that two local Milford on Sea residents found their letters published in The Daily Telegraph this week.

Annie Smith had written suggesting MP's pay should become performance related, to match the plans for teachers.  Now, wouldn't that be fun!

Noel Baptiste had a novel idea to fine water companies for leakages.

Good plan by my reckoning.  Fortunately, the torrential rain over the last few weeks has numbed the effect of the hosepipe ban, and my wife has not had to worry about getting out into the garden to save some plant or other green thing.

Tuesday 1 May 2012

Nominate our Restaurants

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Nominations are now taking place for the Hampshire Life Food & Drink Awards 2012.

This provides us with a great opportunity to give well deserved recognition to the great places we all have to eat in Milford on Sea, and it will only take a couple of minutes of your time. 

You can vote in a number of categories, including ‘Tea Shop of the Year’, (We have plenty of these worth nominating!), Restaurant of the Year’, ‘Chef of the Year’ and ‘Food Producer of the Year’. (Which would suit our village producers like Claire at Spice n’Easy, or Nicola at Yum)

Competition across the county is going to fierce, but if enough of us nominate we can win.

Last year Verveine won the ‘Restaurant of the Year’, and David Wykes won the ‘Chef of the Year’.  It would be great to keep these awards in the village in 2012!

Milford on Sea is fast becoming recognized as a ‘Foodie Heaven by the Sea!’, and another award or two for our great restaurants, tea shops and producers would not go amiss!

The Hampshire Life Food & Drink Awards aim to celebrate all that is great about our local food and drink industry, and give valuable recognition to restaurants, producers, growers, suppliers and hospitality venues around the Hampshire region.

A sparkling awards ceremony will be held for the nominees at the Four Seasons Hotel, Hampshire on Thursday, August 23, 2012.

Please make your nomination today, as if your favourite isn’t entered, it can’t win!

Nominate by clicking here! http://kwiksurveys.com/online-survey.php?surveyID=LCIDHO_9947e28a&u=hampshirelifeawards

Closing date for nominations is 31st May 2012.

www.spiceneasy.co.uk

www.hampshire.greatbritishlife.co.uk
www.hampshirelifeawards.greatbritishlife.co.uk

40 B4 40- Gaucho Charlotte, London W1

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No. 12A:  I hope you can keep a secret.  As this week, Alistair and I had a business meeting in London.  Alistair, is both my business partner, and surrogate wife. (Although he doesn’t perform ironing and a couple of other duties.)
Anyway, my real wife knew we had a business meeting, what she did not know was we were having it over lunch at Gaucho in Charlotte Street.  As she was not with us, this should not of course qualify for the 40-B4-40, however I reckon it does deserve a mention.
Our business guests had come down from Sheffield, and we met for the initial meeting in the Charlotte Street, with coffee’s and pastries, naturally.  Lunchtime was soon upon us, so we concluded business, as it was time to eat properly and head for the Gaucho.
The sumptuous décor would give any vegetarian a migraine in a matter of seconds.  Cow skin wall and chairs, leather furniture and crystal chandeliers were a unique and impressive combination.  It will come as no surprise that this is an Argentinian Steak restaurant.
Our charming and humorous waitress looked after us superbly, from when we ordered our first bottle of wine, through showing us every cut of Argentinian steak and the various marinade options, until our third bottle and final drinks.  She even informed us that the rump steak could be eaten with a spoon.
Naturally we all had three courses, all were tasty, but the steaks were by far the star of the day.  When the main meals arrived the meat was truly amazing and meltingly tender, and the accompanying mushroom sauce was a delight.  Our waitress then bought a spoon and duly cur Alistair’s steak with ease and a round of applause.  Only last week I had enjoyed what I considered one of the best fillet steaks I had ever had in La Perle in Milford on Sea, almost unbelievably, this steak hit the same massively high mark.  Things got even better when washed down with some very nice Malbec  As you may imagine, there was little talk about business over lunch and the company and conversation were great fun.
Lunch was over around 3.30pm and unfortunately our full and satisfied guests were on their way back to sunny Sheffield.  The food had been great, the meeting successful and the bill a bit painful!
Not getting out much, Alistair was up for ‘a session’.  It would have been rude not to have joined him in the pub, so it was a bit of a surprise when I got a text reminding me we had guests for dinner tonight.  Whoops, I had forgotten that.  I consulted Alistair on the best strategy to use, and he just giggled and ordered us both another pint.
Life becomes a bit confusing when your senses are saying; “Just one more”, and your brain is saying; “Have you any idea how much trouble you are in!”
There was only one thing for it, I had to be honest, so sent my wife a text saying; “A circus elephant has escaped at Waterloo, and all trains are suspended”.  I reckon that bought me an hour.
A pint or so later another text arrived.  “When will you be home?”.  Hmmm.  Having had enough beer we decided to change venues whilst we looked for a suitable rely.  A reply was duly sent; “Elephant is fine, on way to station”.
Whist we were on the way to the station, I fancied a cocktail.  We made it through Old Compton Street, and Alistair was disappointed that no-one even gave him a second glance. Perhaps he will now believe me that his jacket did not go with his shirt. 
Arriving at the Criterion Restaurant in Piccadilly we though this could be the place for a cocktail, but after a couple of attempts, we decided that neither of us was in a fit state to navigate the revolving doors, so we carried on walking in the rain.
As we got more drenched in the Haymarket, the first suitable port of call was Planet Hollywood.  Not ideal, but they do cocktails.  A cocktail or two later, it was time for home and another text.  “I luv u!” was sent to my wife by Alistair from my phone.  When things reach this level even an idiot like me knows it is time to go home.  Alistair’s efforts in pleading and tantrums for ‘just one more’, fell quite rightly on deaf ears.
Also, with his bald head a glowing bright red through alcohol consumption, he really should not have been out in public any longer.
On getting home it was of course great to see Steve & Viv, our evenings guests.  It was also a bit frightening to see my wife.  “I couldn’t see anything on the web about an elephant at Waterloo” she subtly mentioned.  Pretending I hadn’t heard, I chatted to our friends about their day, trying to avoid any more mention of mine.
Understandably, I passed on the evening meal of home-made paella, but accepted the offer to share the wine, and a few more drinks until I could take no more.  Viv and my wife were up to the early hours talking about things only girls talk about, and most importantly, this deflected any further questions on why I was late home.  However, I bet it has been registered to reappear at some time in the future though!  
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Gaucho Charlotte, 60A Charlotte Street, London W1T 2NU
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May Fayre on Monday

Milford on Sea’s traditional May Fayre takes place on this Bank Holiday Monday 7th May.

This charming village event, will be on the village green and is open from 10am to 4pm.

This year the May Princess is Maisie Bungey and her attendant is Sammy Fraser, both aged 11 years from Milford Primary School.  The crowing takes place at 2pm followed by May Pole dancing by the school children.

There will be plenty to keep the kids entertained with Punch and Judy or the Great Magic Show, there is also the climbing wall, assault course and Body Zorbs, a great experience for those brave enough to try them out.

In addition to this there are lots of stalls, music and BBQ, in fact something for everyone.

Rain, or shine, the volunteers from the Milford on Sea Community Committee will be ensuring everyone will havs fun!


Mole Men Send Report

Some of you with nothing better to do may have been following the stories about the spurious roadwork’s around Milford on Sea village, covering up the true work of the Mole Men building a subterranean town. 



We have been contact by Paul Rose, claiming to be the Operations Manager at Southern Gas Networks. (Yes, really.)  Paul wishes to explain that they were called to Cliff Road for a public reported gas escape some time ago.  After several attempts to repair the main they found there to be further problems along the line.  To deal with the problem once and for all, Paul said they needed to replace a section of the pipe that was most effected,  as done a couple of years ago on the last section to the east.  Now, subject to weather, all reinstatement is expected to be complete and off the road before the bank holiday with only some top soil to be spread.

Paul has sent Southern Gas Networks sincere apologies for the delays and disruption caused during the essential works.  He has also offered the village the offer of some resource from Southern Gas Networks Community Action Programme.  This is where every resource working for Southern Gas Networks can have one paid day to work on a community project.

I have no reason to believe Paul is not genuine, although it would be funny if he had a furry face and whiskers.  It was also interesting that he did not mention, or deny, the creation of the underground Mole Men community.  Better to say nothing in the hope we believe their cover story I reckon. 

His community project offer got me thinking, what could be do with some Southern Gas Networks people for a day?

Perhaps we could have a seawater swimming pool dug on the beach, or perhaps the boys with the hard hats & spades could do a 'Full Monty Show' for the over 80's on the Village Green.  In fact, how about getting them to build a canopy outside of Mr Pink's to stop us all getting wet when queueing for Friday night fish and chips in a storm!

I suppose with their exceptional experience of ‘digging & clearing,’ they would be well suited to giving out local Milford Conservation Volunteers (MCV) a hand.  So we will see what we can do.

When they do come, I think we should study them all very closely, looking for mud under the claws and strange nose twitching movements.  My guess is they will all wear glasses to disguise their poor eyesight. 

On leaving, I suggest we follow them home, as I still suspect they are living right under our feet.





More Parking Increases

We hear that the New Forest District Council are 'consulting' the Parish council over their plan to charge at the Milford on Sea seafront car parks through the winter.

In their on-going quest to remove every spare penny from your pocket, the council appear to be looking to raise funds yet again.  It is beyond me how official bodies feel better equipped to spend my money than I am.

Parking charges are a irritant for many, and more importantly a determent for others.  Less visitors, means less income for local traders and damage to our local economy.

Perhaps the council could use the additional income to pay for more parking attendants, who can then issue more fines and raise even more money.

I suppose the council believe they can spend the additional money wisely, but I have news for them, so can the people who have it at the moment!


Float into the Carnival

Hopefully you are aware that the Milford on Sea Carnival Procession is back for this year, having not taken place in 2011.

The organising committee have also decided to move away from the traditional Carnival Queen and have opted for recognising achievement in the village.  We would like people to nominate a local child, parent, grandparents, friends, brothers, sisters etc. for something they have achieved, whether it be great exam results, raising money for charity, doing something for the village, meeting personal challenge etc.

Do you have anyone in mind?  If so, please nominate them.

Nomination Forms are now available from: sean@hwsolicitors.com

The Carnival is looking to make it easy for any group, business or individual to enter a Float in the Milford on Sea Carnival Procession.  This year a ‘Float’ can be a walking display, decorated pram or motorised in the form of a car, van, lorry – in fact pretty much anything can join in!

If you would like enter any kind of ‘float’ at the Carnival, or help out in anyway, please contact Sean.

01590 644777

J Class Regatta Coming

We have heard from Sean at Hurst Castle that there is a new spectacular regatta that will pass Hurst Castle and Milford on Sea as they race around The Needles.
The J Class Solent Regatta is organised by The Royal Southampton Yacht Club and the J Class Association. With the possibility of six, or even eight J Class yachts racing, this is expected to be an outstanding regatta, both for the competitors and spectators.

A three-day competitive round the cans race Series is planned in and around the Solent on 18th to 21st July 2012, which can be viewed from the many vantage points along the shore and on the water.

The Solent was the traditional home of J Class racing in the UK during the 1930s, and The Solent Regatta will be hosted by The Royal Southampton Yacht Club (RSYC).

Race Programme

Wednesday 18th July: West Solent based race 20nm - Start 11am (Course around Christchurch Bay)
Thursday 19th July: Central Solent based race 20nm - Start 11am
Friday 20th July: East Solent based race 20nm - Start 11am

Hundred Guinea Cup Race

Saturday 21st July: Cowes around the Isle of Wight (Clockwise) 75nm - Start 10am

The Hundred Guinea Cup Race will be sailed over the original clockwise course around the Isle of Wight.  This was the course for 1851 Hundred Guinea Cup Race, which is now known as the “America’s Cup”.

About J Class Yachts

The 1930s era saw the birth of the Js - one of the greatest sailing Classes ever created.  Just 10 yachts were constructed, six in the USA and four in England. During this period there were never more than four J yachts racing together. Only three originals survived the Second World War - Shamrock V, Endeavour and Velsheda. They rested and rotted in mud berths, until their rebuild and rebirth as 21st Century racing superyachts.

With the formation of the J Class Association (JCA) in 2000, the possibility existed for replicas from history to be built and race again. New yachts have been launched and some are under construction. Most of these projects are expected to be completed by 2012, creating a fleet of the biggest, finest racing yachts the world has ever seen. Rainbow is expected to launch in 2011 and could line up against Endeavour, repeating the historic races for the America's Cup of 1934.

"No other class requires a crew 30 plus experienced sailors, handling more than 10,000 square feet of sail, driving a 200 ton hull at 16 knots around the course" In the 1930s they were the ultimate racing yachts. Now, with advanced rigging, hydraulics, carbon masts, composite ropes and electronic navigation systems, the new Js still represent the most demanding yachts in the world. Sailors just off TP52s, Volvo and America's Cup yachts declare their awe at the power, loadings, size, skill and management required to race these monsters, which are around 40 metres (140 feet) long and have a draft of 5 metres (16 feet).

Changing a genoa on a downwind leg takes 10 minutes and commits almost all the crew to lift and reposition sails, making every tactical decision critical. Yet these yachts are incredibly manoeuvrable, making them probably the ultimate racing yacht. And with no guard rails, spectacular to watch.



New Beauty Playground

A new beauty business has opened on the edge of Milford on Sea village. Acacia Beauty Academy, run by Pauling Crates, was formerly based in New Milton.

The new salon now offers all kinds of skin care, hand care, make up, massage and more.  If you would like to visit or find out more please click the weblink below.
Acacia Beauty Academy

The Granary, Newlands Manor Farm, Everton, SO41 0JH

Tel. Acacia 01590 645547 - Mbl: 07766 686204
Home Office: 01590 675310
www.acaciabeautyacademy.co.uk